Permit me to subtly sell you

I'm the newest person in my lodge.

“A story on how I made a girl jealous”.

I'll name my characters for better understanding…

Edith - Directly opposite my room

Michael - Next door to Edith

Ephraim - Next door to Michael

Me - CopyQueen 😉

Since I moved in here, Edith has always talked about Ephraim.

Whenever she's having a conversation with Michael, she's always speaking about Ephraim.

How he's such a cool guy, handsome, smart, blah blah blah.

Even before I met him, I felt like I could write a book on him.

Then he did come back. The first time I saw him, he was coming out of Edith's room.

It was a Sunday, I just came back from church, and I was going to take off my dress and get comfy but I encountered a problem…

I couldn't take off my dress, because I couldn't reach for the zipper.

I groaned in annoyance, and went outside to seek help.

I made up my mind that I was going to ask the first person I saw.

Reason is… I was getting uncomfortable in the dress and I was hungry asf.

So, yes, it didn't matter who it was, so long as they had hands.

With that thought, I opened my door. And immediately I stepped out, a guy stepped out of Edith's room.

That was my chance.

I spoke immediately…

Me: Hi, good morning, could you please help undo my zipper?

Him: Okay, all the way down?

Me: Yes

He did, I thanked him, and went to change.

Fast forward to later that day, I was outside, and he asked my name, I told him, I asked his too.

That was when I knew he was the all glorious Ephraim.

I'm an indoor person, when I'm home, you barely see me outside.

But that Sunday Evening, I was sitting outside cos a lot was going through my head, and I needed a change for a minute.

5 minutes later, someone came and sat beside me.

I looked and it was Ephraim.

He started speaking to me, small talks…

Edith came around, saw us and from the look on her face, she was jealous. Truth be told, I didn't care.

To make it worse, she was speaking to him, and he was giving her one line replies. LoL. That got her more mad

I continued to edit the photos I was editing…

By the way, I do crazy ass photo editing, and human-like Anime concepts…

Your mind will be blown when you see them…

Check it out here

I continued my editing, and he continued to bring up small talks.

Then he took out his phone, and I saw he was looking at market charts (crypto and Forex market)

So I asked if he was a trader, he said yes but that he was still learning.

I too was learning before I stopped. “What broker do you use to trade FX”? I asked.

Silence.

I repeated my question… still silence.

That was when I realized this nigga doesn't know what a broker means, and he was too dumb to ask. (One of my greatest red flags. If you don't know, you should be bold enough to ask)

But the nigga just ignored me.

At that instant, I almost shouted "Edith come take your dumbass boyfriend away from my face" but I held my peace. 😂😂😂 

I did 4 more photos and went inside.

Moral of this story: don't be dumb like Ephraim. If you don't know something, ask.

There's no shame in that.

That's it for today's email.

In case you missed the first link to see my edits, this is it.

Bye for now.

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Alright. Bye.